Ladies and Gentlemen of the forum it has come to my attention that we have some vacanceies that available
If you are of a happy nature and enjoy Intergalactic space travel and are willing to collect Aluminium to
help build more space rockets , and want to save the world then please apply for said positions on the
A.R.T ( Aluminium Recovery Tech Channel )
upon you're application please make sure you have learned the Rules Below.
NEW RULES
NO 1 All personal will remain in the horizontal position until 09:00
( except those who have a washer gone Ka put and are just about to burst )
No 2 All Swag, Bed Rolls and Fart Sacks will be stowed as soon as Nut scratching has ceased
( Ladies you can just Yawn or stretch or what ever Girls do )
NO 3 No coms will be activated until at least 2 cups of beverage have been consumed
And Said Beverage container for the use of has been adequately reloaded
No 4 Breakfast shall be consumed between 09:15 and 12:15
No 5 Lunch will take place as soon as ya arse hurts from sitting to long
Sub sec 5 part a ( except fer Homefire coz WWs got fast knees )
Sub sec 5 part b ( except fer Karl coz his Honey does the driving )
No 6 All other personal will do as they please coz after 12:15 from the time there of
All responses must be in quadruplicate as copies will be required to have the customary coffee stains
and cigarette ash/burns where ever they happen
AS Requested by the CHIEF
LT JOHN ( 0ut )
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