Conserve gas in America

>New Gas Conservation Plan
>
>Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way
>to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
>That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would
>come down.
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>Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When
>they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
>canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
>
>Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a
>tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and
>tax him on it.
>After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen
>since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and
>be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration
>and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to
>make a better life for themselves.
>
>If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
>without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved!!!

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Here's a good way to cut down on future illegal immigrants.
Put this in the Rio Grande...!
(that's a deer!!! Click on the picture to enlarge it.)


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No, I didn't, TBD. I got it in my graphics group in email.
Here's a little bit of a write-up on it and another picture:

- This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe!
(For those of you who are not local, Lake Conroe is near Conroe, TX.)
That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth!
Are you ready to go skiing on Lake Conroe? If you ski at the west end of the lake, try not to fall.
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house. Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator (I guess he wouldn't cooperate).
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
"I didn't believe it," Charles Rogers said. Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated.
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast.
Joe Goff, 6'5" tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past the 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard. -




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*I* would do the job, Dean. Any American that won't do the jobs are spoiled-rotten, welfare bums, and they're ruining it for everyone! (I would personally push them into the Rio Grande too!)
Lazy, fat, good-for-nothings are this country's (sorry... MY country's) biggest problem.
Sorry to hear about your regiment's dilemma too, Dean... really.
My little platoon didn't fair out very well in Dak-To (37 years ago) either.

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