>Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in
>to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and
>toques warming themselves around the fire.
>
>The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for
>you?"
>
>The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land
>of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm
>up a little bit, eh."
>
>The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and
>turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there
>they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil
>asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel
>it?"
>
>Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're
>from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy
>for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
>
>This gets the devil a little steamed and he decides to fix these
>two guys. He c ranks the heat up as high as it will go. People are
>wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the
>two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket
>hats, grilling sausages and drinking beer. The devil is
>astonished, "Everyone down here is in absolute misery, yet you
>two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
>
>The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much
>warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a
>cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."
>
>The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
>Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat
>because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to
>turn all the heat off in hell.
>
>The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are
>hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are
>unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The
>devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians. He
>gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and
>mittens. Except now they are jumping up and down, cheering,
>yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
>
>The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the
>heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy.
>What is wrong with you two???"
>
>The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you
>know? If Hell's frozen over, it must mean the Leafs have won the
>Stanley Cup."
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