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« on: March 06, 2012, 06:18:45 am »
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Here is a clasisic..sent to me

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.  He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility .....

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this
so-called offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer.
Do you have a room where you change your clothes
in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, ... I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'


A: 'Yes, sir.'
 
Q: You trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'


The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback'
line -- and we think he'll win.

Hardluck

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What a Hoot!    That there is funny. Cool

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