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« on: September 08, 2015, 08:55:59 am »
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2015, 11:22:26 pm »
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That just goes to show my mom is right, She says theres no point in getting older if you don't get Wiser,  Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2015, 03:13:36 pm »
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LOL  that was  funny 

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2015, 08:06:08 pm »
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Good one Homie. Very funnnnnnnyyyyyy! Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2015, 11:01:11 pm »
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That is funny, and as I get older the more it appeals to me, Grin Grin Grin

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