Honeymoon

Couple on honeymoon, in the hotel room they are undressing.
The groom removes his socks, and the bride asks, ?what's wrong with your feet, your toes look all mangled?? I had TOLIO as a child. The bride says, ?you mean polio? No, he replies, the disease only affected my toes. The groom then removes his pants, and the bride says, ? what's wrong with your knees, they're all lumpy and deformed??. The groom replies, ?as a child I had KNEASLES?. ?Do You mean measles?? she says. No says the groom ? a strange illness, it only affected my knees. Groom then removes his boxers, and the bride says, ? Don't tell me........SMALL?OX ?


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The fem half of the couple says to her man.
We need to cut on our spending, lean times and all.
I see that you spend 60 bucks on beer last month. Beer is out.

Ok, says he. No beer.

Next month HE checks out the bank statement, where he finds that SHE spend 60 bucks on cosmetics.
Hey, he confronts her,  you said we have to cut spending and I cut out the beer.
Yet, there you are spending money on cosmetics.

Well, SHE says, I gotta look good for you, don't I?

That's what the beer was for, says HE.

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