How to Call the Police when you're Old]
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>> > >> >>> > George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed
>>when his wife
>> > told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
>>she could
>> > see from the bedroom window.
>> > George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
>>that there
>> > were people in the shed stealing things.
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>> > He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and
>>he said
>> > "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
>>should simply
>> > lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
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>> &nbs p;> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
>>police again.
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>> > "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
>>people in my
>> > shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've
>>just shot
>> > them all." Then he hung up.
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>> > Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
>>and an
>> > ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the
>>burglars
>> > red-handed .
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>> > One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
>>you'd shot
>> > them!"
>> >>> > George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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