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Offline GoldDigger1950Topic starter
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« on: November 23, 2014, 08:15:08 am »
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 A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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« Last Edit: November 23, 2014, 12:53:41 pm by homefire »
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It's all about that moment when metal that hasn't seen the light of day for generations frees itself from the soil and presents itself to me.
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 08:35:56 am »
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    That there is Messed up!    LOL

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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2014, 12:39:47 pm »
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Quote:Posted by homefire
    That there is Messed up!    LOL


But Funny!   LOL    Grin

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Government can not give anything to anyone...  without first taking it from someone else!

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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2014, 04:20:06 pm »
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See what lying gets you.

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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2014, 12:27:42 pm »
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That's funny,,  That's about my level of Luck, lol

thanks for posting it,

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Funniest one yet this year.

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 Grin Grin Loved it

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