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« on: August 01, 2012, 12:56:38 am »
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts,  you  can now respond in an intellectual way.
 
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc.
 
They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The  deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,  Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt  married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and  Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her
kids  were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Lodza  Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken
Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,  were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were  Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home  to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian  bride,
Pisa Schitt.

NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

                                Sincerely,
                                Crock O. Schitt

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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2012, 05:29:16 pm »
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 Grin you crazy Xav  Grin

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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2012, 07:26:28 pm »
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OK!   So who is Well Schitt? Cheesy

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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2012, 02:57:32 pm »
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The new born of Pisa Schitt. He was not born yet when I posted this.  Grin

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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2012, 03:05:26 pm »
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It strikes me, X, that you know the Jack Schitt family only a little too well!                 Detecting

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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2012, 03:22:37 pm »
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 Grin Grin Grin Yes they are very close to me  Grin Hell been with me all my life 

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I guess that makes your life a Schitty one!          Beer Chug               Wise

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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2012, 08:42:47 am »
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I recently found out that there is a family business too, they specialise in Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) I found this memo they sent out to all their employees  Grin



Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor.

You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others.

We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I...T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 2 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T.

They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training. (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T)

If you have any grievances regarding this memo please contact the Specialized Union of Personal Employee Relations, Super High Intensity Training (S.U.P.E.R.S.H.I.T)

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 Grin Good one Lord Dracon



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I think I went through all the Steps of this program years ago in the military.   LOL Cool

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