josey's joke of the day

its bed time ya'll but before i sack out i will leave you with this one .
a married man planned on goin detectin the next morning got his gear ready to leave out early in the a.m. He gets up tired but anxious  and leaves his warm bed and lovely wife sleepin gets dressed to go opens the front door and its pourin out rainin buckets so he turns around and undresses gets back in bed snuggles up to his woman  and wispers in her ear wow its raining somthin fierce out there and his wife  says i know it can you believe my husband is out treasure huntin in it !      night ya'll josey

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Better then this one!




She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her

And then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' And returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, ........

The EGG Timer is broken....


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