Little Johnny was really getting on his moms nearves on day so Little johnny's mom said...hey Little Johnny why don't you go down the street to the construction site maybe you can learn something. Little Johnny was gone all day and came home at 4:30 pm where his mom said: well what did you learn today:
Little Johnny said well mom I'll tell ya
first you put that god damm door up,
and the son of a bitch don't fit,
so you take the cocksucker back down,
shave a cunt hair off each side,
and put the mother fucker back up.
Little Johnny's mom was furious so she sent him to his room til his father got home.
Little Johnny's dad got home about 5:30 pm and she said to him "go upstairs and ask your son what he learned today" well little Johnny's dad walked into his room and asked son what did you learn today:
Little Johnny said well dad I'll tell ya
first you put that god damm door up,
and the son of a bitch don't fit,
so you take the cocksucker back down,
shave a cunt hair off each side,
and put the mother fucker back up.
Little Johnny's dad replied "thats it boy go outside and get me a switch"
and little Johnny said "Fuck You get a Electrician.
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