Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread &
beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue & shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, li fts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers & quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm & the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
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