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	OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD « on: February 05, 2007, 04:17:28 pm »

We're Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado,
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, people say I need a heart."

"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
Grin

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	Re: OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD « Reply #1 on: February 05, 2007, 04:22:06 pm »

Good one

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	Re: OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD « Reply #2 on: February 05, 2007, 08:41:39 pm »

Thats a good one!!! Grin

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	Re: OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD « Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 03:49:36 am »

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	Re: OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD « Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 10:05:15 pm »

NICE

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	Here's where Dorothy is « Reply #5 on: February 07, 2007, 02:31:58 pm »

Just follow the Yellow Brick Road to the Emerald city Grin

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	Re: OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD « Reply #6 on: February 07, 2007, 03:18:14 pm »

man~o~man boogs..you could be one othem guys w/stuff in a museum..i really mean it.
i'll bet mrs.boogs loves you to death.really neat stuff boogs..cant wait for that four paws/BUT I AINT PUSHIN & I'LL WAIT HAS LONG AS IT TAKES Grin

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	Re: OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD « Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 06:06:02 pm »

Pretty good.

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	Re: OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD « Reply #8 on: February 15, 2007, 09:26:55 am »

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We're Off to See the Wizard! Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard. DOCTOR= i see you are a gynocologist, u gettin close to bein a proctoligist, ARGAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahaha "What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage." "No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?" Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, people say I need a heart." "Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?" Up stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain." "No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done." Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, But he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?" "IS DOROTHY HERE?"

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