Olaf & Sven were fishing when Sven pulls out a cigar, realizing he has no matches, he asks Olaf for a light.
" Ya shure, I tink I haff a lighter, he says.
Reaching in his tackle box he pulls out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Crickett!" exclaims Sven, taking the lighter in his hand.
"Vere dit yew git dat monster?"
"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."
Sven asks, "You haff a Genie??
"Ya shure," says Olaf, "yew vant to see him?.
Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough out pops a Genie.
Surprised Sven says, "Hey dere, I'm a goot friend of Olafs, vill yew
grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will," answers the Genie.
So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
"Granted," says the Genie & he disappears back into the box.
Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million
flapping, squawking ducks flying overhead.
Over the roar made by these birds Sven yells at Olaf.
"Yumpin' Yiminy, I vanted a million bucks not ducks."
Olaf says, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing,
Do yew really tink I vished for a 10' Bic???"
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