>> > > A Newfoundland family was considering putting their
>>grandfather in a
>> > > nursing home. All of the Catholic facilities were completely
>>full
>> > > so they had to put him in a Jewish home.
>> > > After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit >>grandpa.
>> > > "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
>> > > "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and
>>respectful,"says
>> > > grandpa.
>> > > "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the
>>wrong place for
>> > > you. You know, since you are a little different from
>>everyone."
>> > > "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
>>residents
>> > > here," grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician
>>here
>> > > he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin
>> > > in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
>> > > "There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been
>>on the
>> > > bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
>> > > "And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been
>>practicing
>> > > medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
>> > > "And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me
>>.........
>> > >
>> > > scroll down...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 'The Fucking Newfoundlander
>> > >
>> >
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