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« on: February 12, 2007, 02:30:06 pm »
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
 
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
fence and I made love to you."
 
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
 
 "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around back there again and
we can do it for old time's sake?"
 
 "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
 
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see
these two old timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them so there's no trouble.  So he follows them.
 
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern
and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old
man drops his trousers.
 
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly
they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
 
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on
the ground.
 
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
life and old age that he didn't know.
 
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
 
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple
passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort of secret to this?"
 
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that
wasn't an electric fence."
Grin
Grin
Grin
Argahahahahahahaa

 
 


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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 02:37:56 pm »
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 Grin Grin Grin...LMAO...good one Boog

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FALSE CAUSE A BANANA DONT HAVE A BACKBONE
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 04:31:48 pm »
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GREAT BOOGS~HAD ME TILL THE LAST SENTENCE!
THEM LETRIC FENCES WORK GOOD! Grin

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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 06:02:41 pm »
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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 09:33:40 am »
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 Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 06:27:40 pm »
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That was great.

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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 08:41:49 pm »
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Good one!!! Grin

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