The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely
with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look
it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the
women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you
young ladies swim
naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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