A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the
following exchange:
Officer:
May I see your driver's license?
Driver:
I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got caught drink
driving.
Officer:
May I see the registration?
Driver:
It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer:
The car is stolen?
Driver:
That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
registration in the glove box when I was putting my
gun in there.
Officer:
There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver:
Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer:
There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver:
Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the
captain approached the driver to handle the tense
situation:
Captain:
Sir, can I see your license?
Driver:
Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain:
Who's car is this?
Driver:
It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain:
Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
gun in it?
Driver:
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain:
Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's a body in it.
Driver:
No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun
in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver:
Yeah, I'll bet that Liar told you I was speeding too!
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