Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville ....They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and Finally back to Dallas ...
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm a Democrat,"
"Amnesty for Illegals,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"I Voted for Obama,
" George Strait Sucks,"
"Obama / Hillary in 2012," and...
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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