I Never was good in the Corporate Setting!

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A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I

haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Sh!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..









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stringfrenzy:
Cute story.  Sad thing is that in so many ways it's so true too. :D :D :D

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Karl:
Arrrg Matey - it is very true !!

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Idaho Jones:
Yep true story! ;D

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milddname:
I wanted to know something, I want to know.

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au fever:
Quote:Posted by milddnameI wanted to know something, I want to know.
And what exactly do you want to know , ask the right question here and likely receive the answer you seek ..Mick

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Mudflap:
No BS on this one>>
GROUPON Coupon:

4 steamed cheeseburgers with all fixins including 4 types of cheese
4 Bags of chips
4 Cans of soda
4 Chocolate chunk cookies

$22
This is not a solicitation for Groupon. Just wanted to make you all hungry......


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ArfieBoy:
Okay, Mudflap!  It worked on me!  (Dang!  I'm gonna have to get a pail to hang off my chin.)    :o

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