Navy Davy rescues damsel in distress

Once upon a time not too long ago in a far, far away place called Digatopia two obstreperous diggers did go forth on a quest. The swingers of the House of White Orbs of Teknetics and Garrett did form a pact. This quest was not to be taken lightly by those faint of heart nor those with their bellies full of mead! No this was a dangerous quest to find the dragon's coin which would release the land from the tyranny of the two Wayverns (dragons with wings) of Westmoorland.

The two brave swingers did meet at the appointed time at the appointed place. With great haste did they enter the field knowing that their lives could be forfeited at anytime by the wayverns. It was knowst among those that know that these creatures of Hades rested by night near the forest at the edge of the field!

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These were hideous creatures. Creatures not of this earth who breathed a fire hotter than Hell itself!

The Swingers of the White Orb proceeded with great speed and stealth least they be found out. Coins appeared as if by magic under the coils and spirited away in pockets. All of a sudden a fair maiden did approach the two on the most holy of quests.

"I have lost the "Ring of Ancestry" cried out the maiden.

In unison the two swingers did give oath to retrieve the ring.

Holy items were found. The pink golf egg of Sir Tiger Woods, thy shielder of the Pink Eye and the Boot of Richard Simmons the guru of "happy fitness!

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