I laughed my ass off and just had to share it. Sucks for the dogs owner but still funny. Got this emailed to me last week. Email follows:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN?
ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING
ON THE INCIDENT.
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00
(with monthly payments of $560.00).
He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin.
It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two
guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new
NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking open
water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the
decoys to float on.
Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is
going to take a little more power than
the average drill auger can produce.
So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of
dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists,
afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to
run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast,
along with the Navigator), decide on the following course
of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a
mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far
away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR,
the GUNS, and the DOG....
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used
for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it:
The dog
takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs
the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse,
just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in
their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler
at the dog to stop. The dog,
now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.
The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough
to stop a Black Lab.The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused,
then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing,
becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two
geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on
the
truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under
the truck and takes off after his master.
Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! !
The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake,
leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe
this just happened" looks on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal
use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet
to make the first of those $560.00 a
month payments. The dog is okay. . .doing fine.
And you thought Rednecks only lived in the South.
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