A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you sir?"
"Yesss! Sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was on the end of this key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "Holy Crap ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!
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