An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted
weights and
jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into
the mirror,
admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned
all over with
the exception of his penis. So he decided to do
something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried
himself in
the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking
out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling
along the beach, one
using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the
thing sticking
out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move
the penis around
with her cane.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said,
"There really is
no justice in the world."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by
that?"
The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When
I was 20, I
was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I
asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed
for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild,
and I'm too old to squat "
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