A fire department responds to a large warehouse fire. The building is fully engulfed and they work for 2 hours to bring it under control, The Chief decides to check on his men & takes a head count. He's 2 men short, hurriedly he counts again, still 2 men short, Panicking he runs into the alley behind the warehouse, there he finds 2 men with 1 bent over, their pants around their ankles, the 1 in the back pumping furiously. He screams, "hey, what the hell is going on here?" The man in the back says"well Chief, Jones here passed out from smoke inhalation." The Chief screams "Smith, you've been a fireman for 20 years, you know to give mouth to mouth for that." Without missing a stroke Smith says " I know Chief, that's what started this!!!"
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