Amish Hand Warmer
> Amish Hand Warmer
> An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
> blustery
> day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The
> mother
> replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them
up."
The
> daughter did and her hands warmed up.
>
> The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My
hands
> are
> freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The
warmth of
> my
> body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.
>
> The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
daughter.
He
> said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The
> warmth of
> my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
>
> The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he
said,
> "My
> penis is frozen solid."
>
> The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
mother,
and
> she
> says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly
concerned
> the
> mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They
make
> one
> hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
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