Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless. '
With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and
yelled, 'Come on baby! Mississippi Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed,
'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers then picked up her winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know. I thought you were watching!'
Moral:
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.*
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