Due to the recent heavy snows

Due to the recent heavy snows, that we have had, and too deep to go metal detecting.
A couple of my good (Friends), decide to take me snow skiing!

Snow skiing,  Now there?s a totally new concept to me!

Having a bad  case of cabin fever, and the fact that they (Friends) say, and ?then you can meet women?. I decide to go!

Well we finally get to the snow slope, and my friends have all their fancy snow outfits and ski?s, and I have to go to the rent a ski to get mine.

I finally get all set, and ready to go, they give me a few tips on skiing, they show me how to put my ski?s closer together to go faster, and how to weave back and forth to go slower!  Cool, off we go!

After several attempt to get on the ski lift, and getting knocked down, I finally make it
Onto the lift, it goes up, and up, and up, until we get to the top of what I think is MT. Everest or something.
Now I can see that the lift is getting near the top,it circles and goes back down hill,sooo,
I start deciding on how to get off the ski lift. And just before I get to the top, I lean forward a little bit, upon doing this I catch the end of my ski?s in the snow, and it flips me out on my face, I get up. Yeah, I made it.

Good thing I was facing downhill because I took off immediately, I was trying to slow down, but wasn?t having much luck, the ski?s were making this rumbling sound, faster and faster I went, I could barely see the ski lodge, AND PEOPLE, way below me.

All of a sudden, I hit a big hump in the snow, and everything got peacefull and quiet!
I was airborn, I finally made contact with the earth again, and I was headed for the ski lodge.

I was about to meet my first woman, a blonde in a bright colored snow suit!
Just before I got to where she was, I hit another one of those humps in the snow,

I tried to straddle her as I flew over,   she lost hair  , I didn?t have time to see if I did or not!

After passing the lodge, (Everyone had this weird look on their face when I went by).

I headed off a very steep hill, all I could see were trees, and I decided I had to try and stop.
Remembering my lessons, I spread my legs farther apart to slow down, good thing they were just small trees, and I made it over them!

I finally decided to sit down, and I left TWO, ROWS, all the way down the side of the mountain. You could have planted corn, it was already fertilized.


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