It was announced that Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq
by American forces, as most people already know...
George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him
across the face and yelled, "How dare you fight against the
nation I helped conceive.
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common
defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long cane and
snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the
Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James
Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the
terrorist leader.
As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Zarqawi
wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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