this poor girl had no arms or legs.it was her 21st birthday & she was sad for a number of reasons.she tried to celebrate by sitting at the boardwalk hoping the view would cheer her up.
along came this jogger & noticed her crying-he stopped & asked her why she's crying-she said she just turned 21 & never been hugged-so the guy picked her up and gave her a hug-she stopped crying & he went on his way.
the guy was jogging back-spotted her crying again-said what's wrong?she says i been hugged but never been kissed-so he picked her up & gave her a kiss-she stopped crying & he was on his way.
next day-he was jogging again-seen her crying again-he stopped & said - i know you've been hugged & kissed -whats wrong now? she said she never been screwed-so he picked her up by the hair and swung her around in a circle then flung her out in the ocean and said your screwed now!
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