50? Fahrenheit (10? C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35? Fahrenheit (1.6? C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32? Fahrenheit (0 ? C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0? Fahrenheit (-17.9? C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60? Fahrenheit (-51? C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100? Fahrenheit (-73? C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173? Fahrenheit (-114? C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-460? Fahrenheit (-273? C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500? Fahrenheit (-295? C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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