After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello
to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some
nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and
open upa da luncha basket.
The conductore comea by , waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eat
Indisa car.Musta use a dining car.'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga
lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore
walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta
use a cluba car.'
So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my
biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a
smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' We go to a smokina
car, and I smokea my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to
We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka
through da hall shouting ata top of his a voice...'Nofolka Virginia!
"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus!"Linkback:
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